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A few weeks ago, my best friend (the biggest stoner and dealer my age) and an old friend of mine spent the night at my old friends house. We thought it would be really cool to start a camp fire and get really stoned. So later when his family was asleep we smoked a few bowls and a joint behind his barn. But the wierdest fucking things happedend that night. First of all when I sat down by the fire and ate some 'shroomz, he fire started to be the only thing that I saw. I would look around and all I would see was the fire. Then later when we were walking down the dirt road (my friends house is located in the country) the moon lighted the street and was changing colors. It was amazing. I heard that 'shroomz made you notice nature and things more, but this was crazy! Back at the house it was about time to crash. But when we walked through his living room, there was light shining through the bords! The next morning I woke up only remembering these few things. But I knew it must have been the best night of my life. - Dustyd. | This is this monthz stoner story!! By ma man DUSTYD. | |||||||||||||||||
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This is my impression of a dog stoned: Did you ever look at your paw? I mean, really look at your paw? - Weed4MENU What's long and hard on a Deadhead? A: Third grade. - Rich K. Q: What do you call a Deadhead who breaks up with his girlfriend? A: Homeless. - Snydely Dawg Q: What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill? A: A trip without the kids! - Craig R. Van N. Q. Why'd the blonde snort nutri-sweet??? A. 'Cause she thought it was DIET COKE..... - hippy chick Q. What do pot and the FSU Seminoles have in common? A. They both get smoked in bowls - Doobie Q. How many pot smokers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Two, one to twist it and one to light it. - Donald J. C. Q: How did the pothead burn his ear? A: He answered the phone while ironing his clothes. Q: How did the pothead burn his other Ear ? A: They called back. - CAP1977 This guy walks into a hash bar and sees a sign that says "Iron Man Competition-$10,000." So he asks the clerk, "So what do I have to do to get the money?" The clerk says, "Well, see that biker at the end of the bar?" The guy looks and sees this 350 lb. redneck at the end of the bar, toking it up. "Yeah?," he replies. "Well," says the clerk, "You've got to knock him flat on his ass with one punch." The guy lights up a jay, walks to the end of the bar, stands next to the biker and cold-cocks him. The biker is out cold. "OK," says the guy, "Where's my dough?" "Not so fast," says the clerk, "There are two more things you have to do. First, there is this mean pit-bull outside with a sore tooth. You've got to rip out his tooth with your bare hands. Then, there is an old horny grandma upstairs that hasn't had sex in a long time." The guy finishes up his hooter and goes outside. From inside you can hear a lot of growling, barking, and yelling. After about thirty minutes, the guy walks in and says, "Now where's that old lady with the sore tooth?" - Mr. Plaid TX Stoners' Dictionary: Jackpot: Pot that you find while cleaning your room that you didn't know was missing. - Bill Gorman Q. What makes this sound: sssssssssssst... uuuhuhuhuuuu? A hippie crying over an empty bong. - vinkelman There is a thin line between love and hate. . . It's about halfway down the joint. - Wiley One day a stoner went to visit his brother from Iowa who owned a farm. Each morning the stoner's brother would milk the cows until one morning he broke his arm and the stoner had to milk the cows for him. His brother gave him directions on how to do it and soon the stoner was out in the farm working away. About two hours later the stoner is exhausted and goes inside the house to smoke a blunt. As he is about to light up the blunt his brother walks up to him and asks him if he had any troubles. "Not really" said the stoner. "But there was one thing that confused me, what were those buckets you gave me for?" - Nick Stiebs | |||||||||||||||||
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